Your not fooling anybody with that toupe.

Today I asked Jeeves to cancel all my appointments, I needed to just relax because my life is so busy. I took time out to do some housework and by housework I mean I got my maid Maria to do it.
I'm a bit worried about my relationship with Hayley, it feels as though she is avoiding me. I mean I know I have been in Italy but she hasn't called me and it seems like she's bored of me or something. I will have to win her over with a nice little gift, its her birthday soon and I have already made plans to  buy her an island, however I think I may need to give her a small gift as well, perhaps that 150k diamond she was talking about..